Just thinking about you.<\/p>\n
Mitch Hedberg quotes:<\/p>\n
I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, “Please try again.” because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. …Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me… “Come on Mitchell, don’t give up!” An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.<\/p>\n
“It’s very dangerous to wave to people you don’t know because what if they don’t have hands? They’ll think you’re cocky.”<\/p>\n
“I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ‘You’re gonna have to move, you’re blocking a fire exit.’ As though if there was a fire, I wasn’t gonna run. If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.”\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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